Illuminati? What’s That?

Noisey just posted a video of musicians talking about the illuminati. Are you happy now, conspiracy theorists? Personally, I think it’s possible that the illuminati do exist and I do see the merit in using the generic commercial music scene to perpetuate their weird signs and obsession with power and money. It just seems a little too easy to blame a mysterious ‘secret’ (not) organisation for the various injustices and cavernous wealth gaps we ignore on the news.

Hey, Illuminati-boss-villan-rich-guys, would you pay me to sing about how rich I am? I promise I’ll make it as four-on-the-floor-tits-and-ass-look-at-me commercial as a Coke Cola ad with Kim Kardashian getting her bare ass slapped at 120 BPM. Shweet. Done Deal.